BLAME THE MELANIN 

Alexis Wilson is so boring it might as well be an alias. It would be even worse if I changed it to Alex I suppose. That's not happening anytime soon though. 

Whoever lied to me and told me that college was going to be the best time of my entire life can...well, they can do a list of things I probably shouldn't say. College is the point of my life where I have realized that none of it actually matters. So to the person that lied to me and told me that college was going to be the best time of my entire life, thank you. Without the constant lies of human beings I would not have ever been to lie to myself about my instrinsic purpose.